[SmG Shy]

This guy has upped his forum game man.

[SmG Blade]

Is this incest?

Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.

When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.

I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ********* so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay.

[Kite]

My dear Blade... That's not incest... That's wincest -winks-

[SmG Psych]

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[SmG Phoenix]

Attention,
Good day to you, how are you? My name is Skylar Anderson. I
am a U.S. Army Specialist, serving here in Afghanistan. I found a
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The box will be addressed as family valuables from me to you. If
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(spc.skylar3@gmail.com)
Regards,
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Personal Email: (spc.skylar3@gmail.com)

A great spam email.

[Kite]

I like to shove anal beads up my ass then deep throat it just to ensure I get the full flavor

[Beasty]

There once was a thug named Mike Brown
Who bum-rushed a cop with a frown
Six bullets later
He met his creator
Then his homies went and burnt down the town

[Kite]

"I run shit like an ass with legs"
Bars

[SmG Phoenix]

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[Kite]

Bruhhhhhhhh I was listening to tiger woods new album best baseball player shit was lit. Can't believed he married Serena Williams tho she can play some mean basketball doe.