[SmG Phoenix]

giant pink unicorns shaped like dildos ridden by feminist lesbian gremlins holding candlesticks that spontaneously transform into flying koalas. But he wasn't done here...

[SmG Blade]

He opened Phoenix's ass wide and said I am coming.... He then enters his ass and...

[Donald J Trump]

Discovered that phenoix's ass is a inverted blackhole.

[SmG Blade]

He tries to struggle out but he is sucked in... He is transported to the KAPPA GALAXY...

[Donald J Trump]

But then he realized he was wrong, he wasn't sucked in. He was blown away far far away, he was the first person to encounter a inverted black hole discovering the existence of negative-gravity.

[SmG Dragonrage]

then he realizes that an inverted hole is preposterous and wakes up from a coma

[SmG Blade]

The horse could still smell phoenix's ass... he knew something was wrong...

[SmG Phoenix]

so then Stinger slapped Illuminati with a giant pink dildo and said, 'go fuck yourself.'

[Donald J Trump]

Out of know where uncle Elroy comes into the picture and says "With a large phallus, comes much responsibility to do your duty."

[SmG Phoenix]

After this was all said and done, Stinger went to buy an ice cream only to meet...