[SmG Blade]

Umm yeah child protection services? There's this kid in Jamaica..

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yes what is god

[SmG Zube]

lol what did i just read

[SmG Phoenix]

Imo moonmoon's chat is the worst. It's an endless stream of purple lady faces and various other meaningless emotes. Shit isn't even funny. I legit stopped watching moonmoon because I can't handle his chat. I know twitch chat is fairly toxic in general but at least people actually use words to communicate in other chats. Moonmoon's minions are so immersed in their 3 shitty memes that they themselves have become a meme.

[Kite]

Mkay... Phoenix... Tf?

[Beasty]

Once upon a time there was a little boy called Jeff. He was an invisible man and nobody loved him. Everything changed, however, when his lover Chris joined his gaming clan. He didn't know it at the time but their souls were inseparable across space and time and so this chance encounter was lady fate intervening. Anyways the more he got to know this lad the more he realized that this guy was fucking retarded. He would always make new posts and threads and the content of these posts were always asinine and pointless. The blatent shit posting consistently landed this guy in hot water but jeff always found himself coming to the guys aid. It was only then, when it was too late, that Jeff realized he was infected with the gay. He could no longer contain his primal urges.

One day after incessantly spamming ubuntu and nazi flags and being banned for two weeks, he got this Chris fellow into a Skype chat. He then pinned him to floor and began tearing his clothes off quite dramatically. Before he could get a full hard on, however, Chris turned to him and in low, demonic growl bellowed "you can't rape the willing". He flipped Jeff on to his hands and knees and destroyed his boipussi in just one thrust.

Jeff cried about him being a one pump chump, but to be fair it was the best quarter second he ever experienced in his life. Because of this he agreed to be Chris' concubine forever, spending his days in his Skype chat dungeon. This is the true story of how SmG Rebel disappeared from the clan. Legends say that if enough people attempt to seal away the beast, Jeff will return in a blinding light, dressed in lacey sexy lingerie, and together he and the Beast will convince one third of the clan to leave in a mass leaving spree, just as they did in the age of the gods.

[Kite]

All I got from that..... Was that Skype is probably the best gaming clan. I can't wait to use Faze clan to communicate with my friends tonight tho however.

[SmG Blade]

Chris no one fucking cares about the love story you and Jeff had.

[Beasty]

Don't act like you didn't rub one out to that steamy erotica.

[SmG Blade]

N-no... F.. fuck off!

[SmG FlasH™]

Once upon a time there was a little boy called Jeff. He was an invisible man and nobody loved him. Everything changed, however, when his lover Chris joined his gaming clan. He didn't know it at the time but their souls were inseparable across space and time and so this chance encounter was lady fate intervening. Anyways the more he got to know this lad the more he realized that this guy was fucking retarded. He would always make new posts and threads and the content of these posts were always asinine and pointless. The blatent shit posting consistently landed this guy in hot water but jeff always found himself coming to the guys aid. It was only then, when it was too late, that Jeff realized he was infected with the gay. He could no longer contain his primal urges.

One day after incessantly spamming ubuntu and nazi flags and being banned for two weeks, he got this Chris fellow into a Skype chat. He then pinned him to floor and began tearing his clothes off quite dramatically. Before he could get a full hard on, however, Chris turned to him and in low, demonic growl bellowed "you can't rape the willing". He flipped Jeff on to his hands and knees and destroyed his boipussi in just one thrust.

Jeff cried about him being a one pump chump, but to be fair it was the best quarter second he ever experienced in his life. Because of this he agreed to be Chris' concubine forever, spending his days in his Skype chat dungeon. This is the true story of how SmG Rebel disappeared from the clan. Legends say that if enough people attempt to seal away the beast, Jeff will return in a blinding light, dressed in lacey sexy lingerie, and together he and the Beast will convince one third of the clan to leave in a mass leaving spree, just as they did in the age of the gods.

Lmao that's classic. Blade and Kite, you guyz don't know the back story of that post xD. That was hillarious Beasty :lol: