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**Kite** · 24 Jul 2017, 12:21 AM

So Lets Just Drop All Our Dark Humor Jokes Here ...(not sure if theres one already but....fk it)

1. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb

2. Whats the difference between a horse and my six year old nephew

3. A man came into the library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide

The librarian said fk off u won't bring it back

4. So Steven Hawking Walks into a bar right...

5. What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

6. What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?

7. Why is asprin white?

8.My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sisters panties.
It didn't help that they were still on her.
Or that all of his family was there too.
It really made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

9. I added Princess Di on Xbox live recently

10. Who are the fastest readers?

Most of these i've just heard through friends xD

**SmG Stinger** · 24 Jul 2017, 12:29 AM

1. How do you make a plumber cry?

2. What did the homeless man get for christmas?

3. Why was the boy sad?

4. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

5. Whats white on top and black on the bottom?

**SmG Phoenix** · 24 Jul 2017, 01:03 AM

Done. The comment section is just as good.

**Beasty** · 24 Jul 2017, 03:20 AM

"Never high five a rabbi"

Ok Phoenix that one got me.

**Kite** · 24 Jul 2017, 03:27 AM

so none of mine did....feelsbadman q-q

**SmG Phoenix** · 24 Jul 2017, 05:19 AM

Jimmy Carr > Whatever garbo you sourced from.

**SmG Blade** · 24 Jul 2017, 09:31 AM

Who will win?

A maniac or some filthy money monglers.

**SmG Prodigy** · 24 Jul 2017, 04:16 PM

Kite's #7 is fucking racist but great at the same time. Lol

**SmG Phoenix** · 24 Jul 2017, 09:10 PM

Dark humor = racist humor?
:thinking:

**Kite** · 24 Jul 2017, 09:15 PM

.-. no lel

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