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RE: Dark Humor Thread

Didn't even stay on your own topic. What a baddy.
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RE: Dark Humor Thread

We're in off topic... meeeeeeh

Whats black and sits at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire

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24 Jul 2017, 09:23 PM
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RE: Dark Humor Thread

You can't be a pedo, if you kill them first *points at head*
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If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock.
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RE: Dark Humor Thread

Why did princess diana cross the road?
Because she didnt wear seatbelt

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Walking.

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You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Everyone is so hypersensitive to race now that you can't even say "black paint". You have to say "Jacob, paint the fence"

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Why can't you fool an aborted baby? They weren't born yesterday.

What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew?

Boy scouts come back from camp
I bet you did nazi that coming.
I thought it was Heil-arious
Holocaust jokes are offensive Anne Frankly I don't find them funny
25 Jul 2017, 04:01 PM
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That last one was gold.

I spy with my little eye, something that starts with a B and is small

Black Baby
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25 Jul 2017, 04:19 PM
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RE: Dark Humor Thread



Angry logic > Dark humor
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what do you call a jewish guy in the air?

smoke
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What's bad?
A dead baby.

What's worse?
Two dead babies.


What's worse?
A pile of dead babies.


What's worse?
The bottom one's alive.


What's worse?
It eats its way out.

What's worse?
It comes back for more.

What's worse?
A bee sting.
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Speedy that really made me cringe tbh
14 Aug 2017, 08:18 PM
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