Why did princess diana cross the road?
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Two paedophiles at a bus stop. An 8 year old girl walks past and one says to the other, "I bet she was a looker in her day"
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?
Everyone is so hypersensitive to race now that you can't even say "black paint". You have to say "Jacob, paint the fence"
What's the hardest part about walking through a pile of dead babies?
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she doesn't have any arms.
Knock Knock. Who's there?
Not Sally.
How do you know your sister's on your period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? They weren't born yesterday.
What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
Boy scouts come back from camp
I bet you did nazi that coming.
I thought it was Heil-arious
Holocaust jokes are offensive Anne Frankly I don't find them funny