[Anoobis]

I want the absolute worst pun everyone has, need to grow my collection. I'll start off;
"What do you call Dracula if he's poor?"
"A dis-count"

[Kite]

What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?

You have to planet

[SmG Phoenix]

These are more like dad jokes imo.

[Skywrath]

I can't wait to see CC's reaction to this thread.

[SmG Stinger]

^ Yeah was just thinking that xD

Why couldnt the bicycle stand up on its own?
It was two tired :P

[SmG CCPrincess]

Omg did someone say puns??? :D *flails* (cos im a flailure)

Hmmm, worst pun I ever heard? Idk if I've heard bad puns but I've made some bad ones... ERM. Forgive me people of Teamspeak!

Why did the skeleton go to the dance by himself?
Cos he had no body to go with... Or no guts to ask anyone either...

*flees*

[SmG Blade]

What does a house wear?

Address

[Skywrath]

Omg did someone say puns??? :D *flails* (cos im a flailure)

Hmmm, worst pun I ever heard? Idk if I've heard bad puns but I've made some bad ones... ERM. Forgive me people of Teamspeak!

Why did the skeleton go to the dance by himself?
Cos he had no body to go with... Or no guts to ask anyone either...

*flees*

I wouldn't consider that a pun, but seeing how this is a triangular situation I do get your point.

[SmG Phoenix]

Omg did someone say puns??? :D *flails* (cos im a flailure)

Hmmm, worst pun I ever heard? Idk if I've heard bad puns but I've made some bad ones... ERM. Forgive me people of Teamspeak!

Why did the skeleton go to the dance by himself?
Cos he had no body to go with... Or no guts to ask anyone either...

*flees*

This was a bigger let down than your birth. I mean whaaaat? <3 you too sis.

[Beasty]

Sorry for being short with you, but wordplay is the lowest form of comedy.