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What's your worst/best dad joke?
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What's your worst/best dad joke?

Drop your worst/best dad jokes here.
Here's my entry: 
"What did the goat say when he woke up on the train?"

"I have no idea how I goat here."
19 Jan 2018, 08:09 PM
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RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

What kind of candy is never on time?
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RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

this one
21 Jan 2018, 04:57 AM
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RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

All dad jokes are great not gonna lie! :D
21 Jan 2018, 09:18 AM
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RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

Hey Im back
Hey back Im dad
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21 Jan 2018, 10:01 AM
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What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.


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21 Jan 2018, 03:11 PM
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RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

Do you know why SmG Kaye didn't post here?

Cuz she's busy Kaye-king xDD
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RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

ur mom gey

straight fire. joke never gets old. idk if that counts as a dad joke but it's my joke.
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Hi, I'm Apollo

Best dad joke ever XD
24 Jan 2018, 07:43 AM
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RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
24 Jan 2018, 09:37 AM
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