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    What's your worst/best dad joke?
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    RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

    Q: What did the homeless man get for Christmas? 
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    26 Jan 2018, 04:03 PM
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    #12
    RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

    What would you call a belt with a watch as a belt buckle?


    A waist of time. :P
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    #13
    RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

    Pas på trappen (one out there for my danish peps) :)
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    #14
    RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

    How do you make holy water?

    You boil the hell out of it! XD



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    #15
    RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

    What do you call a laughing piano?

    A YamaHAHAHAHAHAA.

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    Ajax is stronger than grease, it was the first thing my history teacher said to my class
    26 Jan 2018, 11:17 PM
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    RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

    Hey how was your dad today lol his not there
    27 Jan 2018, 05:11 PM
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    Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
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    Harder Daddy.
    28 Jan 2018, 01:50 AM
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    #20
    RE: What's your worst/best dad joke?

    What is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty.
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    28 Jan 2018, 03:08 AM
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