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Tips to not get ladies
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Tips to not get ladies

︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵ How to get girls: A Fabiozo Tutorial. ︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵


So in this thread, we will address the main errors you make when trying to attract members of the female species and ways to
improve your game and thus increase the amount of females you attract!
You may be thinking, how would you know anything about attracting females? well allow me to inform you, it's been
scientifically proven that I'm the biggest "Lady Magnet" in SmG! Proof of my success with ladies are the living proof:

Alright, let's move straight into the steps on ways G U A R A N T E E D to improve your game.

Completely fire way #1:
You gotta have a FIRE appearance, if you don't have any hair gel it's fine! Just go to your nearest cabinet and get out some of that silicone substance we refer to as lube and just put a dollop of that in it, if you don't have a comb it's fine! Just get your sisters tooth brush for great results and style that beautiful hair.

Completely top notch way #2:
You need to be at least 6 foot to have a chance my guy, are you 4'3 like my fella @Beasty? No problemo! Just borrow some of your sisters heels but make sure to wear a matching skirt or you'll just look completely un-radical.

Completely radical and totally ezez way #3:
Alrighty fellas, so for this step you need to fix your breath because no ladies gonna want a man with a stank-ass breath, Typically this is where you'd brush your teeth or AT LEAST use some mints, but if you don't have either I have you covered my guy. So what you're going to do is get the lube from step 1 providing you didn't use it all in your hair and just take a mouthful of that, swish swish and swallow. Hopefully it's strawberry flavored if not, a latex mouth is 10x better than whatever yours currently smells like.

Completely understandable and comprehensible #4:
Okay okay so if you've made it this far, you're almost ready for game time my child. You have a few steps left! Now your appearance is 11/10 all you have to work on is your game and the timing. Let's focus on timing. You need to make sure to ask her/him (I don't judge) at the perfect time, so what you're going to do is go up him/her and headbutt them. You heard me, headbutt them. Once they're in tears you start game time.

Completely straightforward and effortless #5:
Alright now it's game time. All you do now is make sure you have the PERFECT pick up line, because I'm your professor in the game of love, I've included some of my most successful pick up lines that are guaranteed to win everytime, after reading these, you're ready my brother now go forth into the world of ladies.

◘ "Hey lil mama, I heard you're looking for a stud. Well I got the STD and now all I need is U."

◘ "Babygirl, how's about I take away your worries AND your number"

◘ "Hey QT pie, is your name Bianca? No? well oops, let's d8" 
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Omg this is so long, the main way is to have money that’s it! Lol
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(23 May 2018, 12:06 PM)SORT Wrote: Omg this is so long, the main way is to have money that’s it! Lol
I spent lots of time on it, I thought it could help people like @Beasty Improve their game
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Damn I wish I knew how to read
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(23 May 2018, 12:08 PM)Rundas Wrote: ***** I wish I knew how to read
This is why you and Boo are so perfect, she can't count and you can't read
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RE: Tips to get ladies

wow dope tips
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(23 May 2018, 12:12 PM)Lazy Turtle Wrote: wow dope tips
Thanks, I wish I could say I try but I don't, it comes naturally to a lady-magnet like me
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Somethings fishy with this post. I think i'll avoid using these "tips",

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(23 May 2018, 12:15 PM)Pablo Wrote: Somethings fishy with this post. I think i'll avoid using these "tips",
Don't, It'll improve your lady game by 100%
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RE: Tips to get ladies

Tips like these are how you get your elbow glued to your foot. I'll make a guide for the young lads soon.
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