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life advice for the young men of this godforsaken community
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life advice for the young men of this godforsaken community

BEASTYS GUIDE TO TRICKING WOMEN INTO THINKING YOU'RE A VALUABLE LIFE PARTNER

What's up degenerates, it's ya boy, the OG shitpost god, coming out of retirement to retake the game. Now some of you might be saying to yourselves, "Is this gheezer for shizzle?" And to that I say, if I was your dad I'd beat the shit out of you for listening to that soundcloud rap shit. If you want to scream gucci gang like you have a year's pass to the short bus, that's your prerogative, but go do it where the gay german pedophiles hang out, because this ain't your hood, ye'hermy? 

Anyways, today I'm gonna teach you sad sacks of shit a thing or two about a topic that has mystified mankind since time immemorial. That is, women. Now I'm not going to go into the nitty gritty of "what is a woman" or "what differentiates a woman from a man" because I know you boys have spent enough nights in locked in your bathroom sobbing as you tug your meat to know the answer to those questions. But I will explain some forgotten truths,  and hopefully this will help you all become respectable men in our degenerate and hypergamous society.




1. Women are retarded

Now some of you might have had an inclination that this is the case, and to that I say; you ain't slick jimmy, the autism of the female brain is palpable. That's like striking out an entire toddler tee-ball team. Like, great job, you're a budding adult with a pair of arms. But to many of you, you might have misgivings about this undeniable fact of life. You might have even mumbled something about feminism in front of that girl in class with the nose ring who's a maybe a 6/10 on a good day because that's about as much courage as your shrimp ***** can muster. Well I'm here to tell you that those old white guy's from the 50's were right,  and you can't trust blacks and women to run society. Look at Detroit or any book club if you need further proof. 

You see boys, women unfortunately have these things called "emotions" and they are ruled by them. I'm pretty sure they're like parasites from outer space or something. The worst of it is these emotions aren't ruled by any sort of rationale or structure beyond neurochemical interactions, which is about as sturdy a foundation as your little brothers wood shop project a week after he took it home.

Unfortunately, I don't really have a tip for this point because it's so pervasive and it's difficult to reduce it's all encompassing nature down into digestable bits. You're just going to have to come to accept that more than half the human population is functionally lobotomized.




2. Women don't know what they want

Like the last point I made, you might have heard this from your drunk uncle at thanksgiving dinner. You know, the one with syphilis who your parents won't let you go on a weekend hunting trip with because they're afraid he'll give you your first light beer or something. Well let me just say that he didn't get those STD's from sucking blood packs in an inner city clinic like they were gogurt tubes, alright? The man know's a thing or two about women. In any case, they might say they want a romantic sit down dinner by candle light, but the reality is they just want to take pictures of it and snapchat it to raise their social standing within the social dominance heirarchy, And in actuality they're creeped out by your overcompensation. Instead, I suggest the McDonalds dollar menu. That way when she complains about cramps as a reason to not sleep with you that night you'll know it isn't a lie. Seriously, those mchicken sandwiches sit in your colon like a section 8 tenant pretending they didn't get their eviction notice.

You see, women grow up watching too many disney movies, and they subconciously come to understand themselves as Cinderella because they have to participate in a two income household. Like hello, 2008 called and wanted to let you know that our economy will be in the shitter until at least 2040. The best thing you can do in this case is make her do all the housework ON TOP OF her 9 to 5, because A. Housework is a womans job, and B. Working a cash register at a department store is not back breaking work, and she can do both without collapsing like michael j. fox on a treadmill. This lets her know that you're her boyfriend/husband, not her beta orbiter, and you've got too much self respect to degrade yourself into being her plaything.




3. Just BEE Yourself

Now for our last tip of the day, I just want to clarify something. Alot of you sorry excuse for ubermensch think that respecting women means giving them whatever they want, probably because you're a bunch of simps who were weaned off your mother's tit on the same afformentioned Disney movies. Well let me tell you something, no woman will "complete" you. That's some gay shit. Do you really think you're going to suddenly become a newer, stronger man just because you have a girlfriend or get your ***** sucked? If anything, they're even more work on top of the effort you have to exude every morning just waking up and having to face the day. I mean, how's someone who takes an hour to chug through the mental processes of figuring out what to wear going to revolutionize you in ways you can't already do yourself?

That's the grand irony of the prototypical chad advice of "just bee urself". They're right, for all the wrong reasons. You see, nobody can make you the best version of yourself you can be except you. When it comes down to it, women are basically children that you can put your ***** into. Ultimately, if there's anything you take away from this thread, it's this; only you can prevent forest fires. If your life is an inferno of failed expectations, and YOU don't want to carry water buckets to and from the blaze, why would anyone else? The only people who have trouble being self confident are those who AREN'T self confident. And if that's the case, no gf will change that. So improve yourself, for your own sake, and forget women because they're nothing but trouble. Stop playing fortnite and read a book or something you cucks. Be the best you that you can be, and everything else will work out.

Well, either that, or AI robo-waifus will arrive soon, in which case stay strong brothers. Elon Musk will save us from the horror that is women.
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hahahahahahh only read through half and im dead
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What the **** did I just read.
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(23 May 2018, 03:52 PM)Pandora Wrote: What the **** did I just read.

right lol like wtf
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(23 May 2018, 03:52 PM)Pandora Wrote: What the **** did I just read.

right lol like wtf
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Alright so firstly, I'd like to point out this unoriginal specimen actually copied MY thread, secondly, he's still a virgin so all of this is bull as he's never had any real physical interaction with females, 
Quote:women are basically children that you can put your ***** into

^ This is one sign of how incorrect his thread is, this one sentence heavily conveys the "virgin" atmosphere. Also, It's clear due to that attitude he'll be in jail in the upcoming years.
Quote:because I know you boys have spent enough nights in locked in your bathroom sobbing as you tug your meat
This my friends, is him speaking about his own personal experience. This is 90% of his life and how he spends his lonely days.
Quote:no woman will "complete" you.
I have dozens of messages in our dms that contrast with this statement,
Allow me to clear something up for all of you. Our "OG" shitposter Beasty, is a lonely virgin who leaches off others ideas for threads *Ahem*, he's not got that "emotionless" attitude he claims to have in this thread, I have our entire DM conversation which proves that he does value women.  PepeOk
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Thanks for opening my eyes brother. Im aware now GURU.
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Quote:Alright so firstly, I'd like to point out this unoriginal specimen actually copied MY thread, secondly, he's still a virgin so all of this is bull as he's never had any real physical interaction with females,

This doesn't refute any of my points in the slightest. As a matter of fact, the irrational nature of your response merely affirms my notion that you are ruled by emotion, like the inferior creature you are.

Quote:women are basically children that you can put your ***** into

^ This is one sign of how incorrect his thread is, this one sentence heavily conveys the "virgin" atmosphere. Also, It's clear due to that attitude he'll be in jail in the upcoming years.

Again, no refutation. Merely call me a virgin. You see boys, this is what I meant when I said they are foul creatures not guided by rationality. See how, rather than refute my points, she chooses instead to slander me in a way which simultaneously reaffirms her socio-sexual value. Make no mistake, this is subconscious. Women are not calculating enough to do this kind of thing intentionally. They're terrible liars and are as whimsical as a teenager going through puberty. In essence, they are children in adult bodies, as I pointed out before. This is why as men we have to protect them.

Quote:because I know you boys have spent enough nights in locked in your bathroom sobbing as you tug your meat
This my friends, is him speaking about his own personal experience. This is 90% of his life and how he spends his lonely days.

Once again, this doesn't refute what I said, it's merely slander. If that was my own personal experience, who better to help you young gents learn from your mistakes? This is the problem with women. As social animals, they cannot admit weakness and learn from that experience because doing so jeopardizes their social standing. Let no thot lead you astray from the path of self improvement brothers.

Quote:no woman will "complete" you.
I have dozens of messages in our dms that contrast with this statement,
Allow me to clear something up for all of you. Our "OG" shitposter Beasty, is a lonely virgin who leaches off others ideas for threads *Ahem*, he's not got that "emotionless" attitude he claims to have in this thread, I have our entire DM conversation which proves that he does value women. pepeok

This is categorically false. At no point have I ever claimed she "completed me" in regards to personal growth. This is the lower IQ female brain misunderstanding statements in a moment of hyperemotionality. The inability to compartmentalize their own feelings is what taints their worldview in a manner which devalues their input. This is why we as men are the gatekeepers of civilization. I implore each of you to heed my words with the utmost respect.
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Quote:Again, no refutation. Merely call me a virgin.

See, I believe calling you out for not having any experience with females physically does in fact refute your thread, based on the fact that how can one claim to guide people in the right direction of a specific path and advise them on what to do, if they have no experience in said topic as it is?

Quote: they are foul creatures
Then please explain why you're dating said "Foul" creature? doesn't it sound ridiculous to call something "foul" even whilst having a relationship with it? They're only foul creatures because you being the mentally deficient individual you are, can't comprehend or understand the full workings of a woman.
Quote:They're terrible liars and are as whimsical as a teenager going through puberty.
I believe I can completely and utterly counter your "terrible liars" comment purely based on the fact, I've been lying to you for a long time about loving you. Roar xd lole.
Quote:This is why as men we have to protect them.
I don't believe I've seen significant proof of you "protecting" women at any point, I know you've been bullying me mentally and exposing pictures and information about me making me increasingly suicidal. I don't believe making a woman want to lynch herself is "protecting" her.
Quote:it's merely slander 
Fact. You said, AND I QUOTE "because I know you boys have spent enough nights in locked in your bathroom sobbing as you tug your meat", firstly "in locked in your bathroom" Grammar punk. Secondly, key words; YOU and YOUR. You didn't involve yourself so me pointing it out doesn't make it slander.
Quote:As social animals, they cannot admit weakness and learn from that experience because doing so jeopardizes their social standing
I believe women are objects and/or dishwashers but animals we are not.
Quote:Let no thot lead you astray
If your outlook on every woman is that she is a "thot" then thus will explain your eternal loneliness. 
Quote:This is the lower IQ female brain 
Uhhh not to brag but my IQ HAS been tested to be 134, I think considering yours was only a mere 132 that you don't have the moral right to say "lower IQ female brain".

I'll school you again later, cooking noodles xox
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I would have taken apart all of your points once more but at this point it's like picking on a child. So i'll just say this.

If anyone is unsure who to trust, her or I, consider that by her own admission, she is a liar. You see, in her post she claims to have lied saying she loved me. Now on the surface even a special olympics triathlete could see this just absurd, but lets for a moment play devils advocate. Suppose what she's saying is in fact true. By her own admission, she's STILL a liar. And would you trust a liar, especially when they are trying to bolster their own reputation?

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.
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