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**Fabiozo** · 23 May 2018, 05:03 PM

So funny story, funny for you, painful for me.
Today I got extremely bored and didn't know how to occupy myself so I brought a pack of false nails (pretty long tbh) and I was going to glue them to my toes to see what it looked like. I spent ages looking for nail glue but alas, I could only find gorilla glue. But c'est la vie so I tried to make it work, 3 nails done on my right foot and life was looking up however due to the excruciating heat I needed to get a drink but I forgot to put the lid on the glue, I accidentally squeezed it onto my foot and I have no idea how but magically my elbow got stuck to it and I looked like a sloth failing at yoga. I didn't realize until some time after when my foot and my elbow were suddenly conjoined and I couldn't move. Allow me to remind you this was gorilla glue so I couldn't free myself from my own clutches, time passed and I was growing more and more suicidal by the minute and I started shedding tears. I called my sister and she picked up rubbing alcohol and some painful scrubbing later I was free. But allow me to tell you all this was one of the scariest moments of my life as I thought I'd have to self-amputate myself or hop two miles to the nearest hospital.

MORAL OF THIS STORY: DON'T GLUE NAILS TO YOUR TOES WITH GORILLA GLUE.

AnaRCHy · 23 May 2018, 05:03 PM

First of all I am a girl
And
Yes I have had this problem before.

Lil Boo · 23 May 2018, 05:04 PM

Again, I couldn't read all the way through. No motivation.

**SmG Pablo** · 23 May 2018, 05:05 PM

Second of all no you're not

**Fabiozo** · 23 May 2018, 05:05 PM

(23 May 2018, 05:03 PM)AnaRCHy Wrote: First of all I am a girl
And
Yes I have had this problem before.

Glad I'm not the only one.

**Beasty** · 23 May 2018, 05:08 PM

This is my woman

**Fabiozo** · 23 May 2018, 05:09 PM

(23 May 2018, 05:08 PM)Beasty Wrote: This is my woman

Fella, your woman almost became a double amputee because of fucking gorilla glue. I recommend a refund. PepeOk

~~MKhurram~~ · 23 May 2018, 06:00 PM

Pics or didn’t happen.

**Fabiozo** · 23 May 2018, 06:01 PM

I can’t say I was focused on taking pictures while my foot and arm were conjoined with glue ?

**SmG Altair** · 23 May 2018, 06:09 PM

(23 May 2018, 06:01 PM)Fabiozo Wrote: I can’t say I was focused on taking pictures while my foot and arm were conjoined with glue ?

Lmao. @~~MKhurram~~ had enough??

Btw. I once had my fingers stuck with the same type of glue. Lost some skin to. Painful asf.

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