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Dad Jokes
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Dad Jokes

Throw me your best dad jokes!

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Quote:What do buffalo say to his son when he left for school?

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"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man;
True nobility is being superior to your former self."

20 Nov 2018, 11:58 AM
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RE: Dad Jokes

"hey dad im hungry" Dad replies: "hey hungry im dad"
20 Nov 2018, 12:18 PM
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RE: Dad Jokes

(20 Nov 2018, 12:18 PM)Kirby Wrote: "hey dad im hungry" Dad replies: "hey hungry im dad"

The oldest but the best  Giveup

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"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man;
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20 Nov 2018, 12:44 PM
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RE: Dad Jokes

(20 Nov 2018, 12:44 PM)TheToxicLord Wrote:
(20 Nov 2018, 12:18 PM)Kirby Wrote: "hey dad im hungry" Dad replies: "hey hungry im dad"

The oldest but the best  Giveup

ikr Giggly
20 Nov 2018, 12:57 PM
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RE: Dad Jokes

Dad: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Dad: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
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RE: Dad Jokes

This would be way easier if my dad didnt leave.
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RE: Dad Jokes

(20 Nov 2018, 12:58 PM)HelHeim Wrote: This would be way easier if my dad didnt leave.

that was deep jeez
20 Nov 2018, 07:54 PM
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RE: Dad Jokes

Nothing good.
21 Nov 2018, 02:37 AM
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