SmG Alloy Wrote:K, 95% of Crimea want to join with Russia? I call bull.
We are gonna tally the votes guys, but remember- nobody gets to watch while we do it, and if any journalists come within 50 feet of this place then the "Crimean self-Defense Force" is gonna assault them and break their shit.
Guys...why aren't you recognizing our secession? Western Pigs!