[PirateEggs]

Here is the story of how I got my name...

I was sitting at home, in my room, masturbating, as usual, Zero called me on Skype and asked if I wanted to play Halo 2 with him, I needed to get a name to play with him... I looked at my penis. It looked back at me and said "Use the name PirateEggs"...
So, like any normal guy, I listened to my penis, and used the gamertag: PirateEggs...

[bgcolor=#FF0000]TRUE STORY[/bgcolor]