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    Kiln of the First Shitpost
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    RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

    Hello there, Octavian! This is Kurt McGriff, executive producer for the Food Channel. We have reviewed your recent application to be a host of your own TV show on our network titled, "Salty Vegan Eats - A Pro Gamer's Way of Life" However, after further reviewing your claim of being an "extremely popular professional gamer" we found the evidence lacking. Mr. Octavian, casually playing a children's card game does not make you a "pro gamer." Have a nice day and good luck to your future endeavors.
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    RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

    Hi my names Hannah Montana and your watching Disney Channel.
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    RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

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    RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

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    RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

    <inserts D into flash>
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    RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

    (20 Jul 2017, 12:05 AM)SmG Kite Wrote: <inserts D into flash>

    I'll do it. KappaPride
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    RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

    (20 Jul 2017, 12:31 AM)SmG Phoenix Wrote:
    (20 Jul 2017, 12:05 AM)SmG Kite Wrote: <inserts D into flash>

    I'll do it. KappaPride

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    RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

    ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ Prepare yourself, Flash. ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
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    RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

    (ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ)
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    RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

    (20 Jul 2017, 03:43 AM)SmG R3c0N Wrote: (ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ)
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