[Alloy]

It's all about team composition you nigs. If you don't have a good team comp than you better pray you get fed and everybody else in your team does well.

[Beasty]

Malphite support and a hyper carry = wins in every low elo game.

[Mr. Maggot]

Every now and then when I have cancer mmr I get matched with duo bot lanes running voli and some adc. They feed soo hard everytime. Usually it starts off with the retarded invade where voli suicide dives a tower.

Then they start complaining about how team couldnt follow up on the attempted invade, meanwhile feeding their lane incessantly. Finally they will purposely not surrender and drag the game on even when 30 kills behind. Constantly making dumb plays and getting caught, primary because voli thinks he's unkillable even though hes 0/7 or such. At the end of it they 'innocently' pick out some member of the team who probably was the only one going positive and type out "Please report xyz for harassment ". Somehow everyone ends up sympathizing with them even though bot lane is 3/20.

So troll...

[SmG Phoenix]

Every now and then when I have cancer mmr I get matched with duo bot lanes running voli and some adc. They feed soo hard everytime. Usually it starts off with the retarded invade where voli suicide dives a tower.

Then they start complaining about how team couldnt follow up on the attempted invade, meanwhile feeding their lane incessantly. Finally they will purposely not surrender and drag the game on even when 30 kills behind. Constantly making dumb plays and getting caught, primary because voli thinks he's unkillable even though hes 0/7 or such. At the end of it they 'innocently' pick out some member of the team who probably was the only one going positive and type out "Please report xyz for harassment ". Somehow everyone ends up sympathizing with them even though bot lane is 3/20.

So troll...

I must test this Voli bot. Sounds fun.