SmG Phoenix Wrote:SmG Beasty Wrote:4 years and delta still hasn't given me the booty.
God damn it.
What if she isn't real?
You must be right. Surely my shitposting and dank memes have the capacity to woo anybody of the female species. Clearly, I am being catfished.
Well, I won't be outdone. Always one for optimism, I'd prefer to look at this as an opportunity to practice my skill at reach arounds.