[SmG Sir Duck]

Oh shit.....A Zombie is also shitting xD

[Kite]

I haven't shitposted in a while so let's go

"Jake no please I can't my mothers watching," Jessy said before glancing at her mother tied up in the corner bound to the chair by the incredible strength of ducktape. Jake ignored Jessy's pleas to stop and began taking the biggest dump of his life into a bleach bottle, he then stirred it up with the bleach that was contained there before, he then handed her a glass and said in a smooth, cold tone," Drink up bitch boy". She then hesitantly took the bottle and...............

[SmG FlasH™]

threw it in his face. Yep. THE END

[SmG Phoenix]

penis

[SmG FlasH™]

ecks d

[Kite]

"If you fall face first on a fax machine you faced the facts" - Alvin and the Chipmunks 1952

[SmG Phoenix]

Wtf

[Kite]

"If you do a front flip while the earth is in reverse rotation due to the axis doing a solar dab you just did a backflip in the past"- Adolf Hitler 2019

[SmG Phoenix]

No

[SmG Stinger]

something something - kite 2k17