[Beasty]

^ nope hazy retired a few hours ago, your are our only recruiting director.

*Sid Meirs Civilization Announcer Voice*

"uzzy, the leaders have chosen you to lead a great and feirce team of nubs to gain our country its strength. The road will be harsh and filled with new members and numerous trials. Uzzy, can you usher a new era of smg members? Can you build an smg army to withstand the tests of time?"