[Satanic]

What about mai waifu?

No, my waifu can beat up your waifu/

Nigga my waifu will send yours to the moon where she'll explosively decompress....

Doesn't matter, my waifu has no weight anyways.

You see she has crabs. No, really. Hitagi has white stained, invisble crabs that were caused from her emotional needs.

I am literally the most wittiest person ever.