[Beasty]

Pheeny needs more jokes I guess.

Why do black people hate country music?
Cause every time they hear the word "hoedown" they think their sister's been shot.

School is like a boner. It's long and it's hard- unless your Asian.

Why can't you play Uno with a Hispanic? Because they don't use the green cards.

A black Jewish boy goes to his father and asks "Dad, am I more Jewish or Black?"
"Why?" The father asks.
"Because a kid tried to sell me a bike this morning for $50, and I don't know whether to haggle him down to $35 or just steal the damn thing".

I have black in my family tree- they're still hanging there.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by blacks in a court? The NBA.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by whites in a court? Guilty.

Why are New Yorkers the fastest people on earth? Because they scaled 110 stories in 13 seconds.

When is it acceptable to smack an Indian woman in the face? When her unibrow is on fire.

Your mother is like a brick- she's flat, hard, and gets laid by sweaty Mexicans.





Thank you, I'll be here all night.