[SmG Blade]

Best convo I've ever read. Teach me your ways

I can give it to you in a step by step process

1. buy a dragon dildo
2. stick it up your ass
3. keep it there for 2 months
4. you're now a faggot, you've got the prerequisites down already.

Now that you're a faggot,

5. Attempt to seduce a young male
6. Fail at seducing said young male since your name is drilla and they aren't naive enough to fall for your smooth talk
7. Spend time in prison for attempted sexual misconduct with a minor
8. Meet a guy named Bart there. He's a really cool guy to hang with.
9. Bart is in for false charges of molesting his daughter
10. He didn't actually do it, his wife just claimed it so she could get back at him for cheating.
11. Bart cheated on his terrible ***** wife with his secretary Melinda, whom the two are actually in love.
12. Bart owns a large company, and is supposedly reputable, but what it actually does is very loosely stated and is dubious at best
13. Either way Bart makes some serious dough
14. You both become good friends, and after you both are released from prison he helps you get up on your feet.
15. You are instructed to convince a young wealthy buisnessmans son that they need a product by pretending to be a friend of his, of which his game account has been compromised.
16. You soon realise you are talking with a young Asian boy.
17. You soon remember you are a pedophile, especially for qt3.14 asian scrubs
18. Memories of prison flood back to you
19. You can't do anything but stammer and repeat the words "hi"
20. He replies "hi" over and over again as well
21. You two continue this process for several mins.



There you go, there is my indepth guide on how to have a 10/10 convo.

It will take me around four years to do it...