[Beasty]

?????

You really think a guy in his early 30s can't get some girl in her mid twenties if he makes money and shit?

The idea that you gotta marry a girl your own age is another one of modernity's great falsehoods. Girls are supposed to marry guys older than them. It's because young women are dumb as fuck and young guys have no strong foothold in society. Women marrying up in age is the solution to both of these potential problems.