[Meat]

ur mommas so fat when she went for a swim spain claimed her.
And:
Guy: Hey come on lets go have sex
Girl: Alright my parents are home, so were going to have to do it at urs.
Guy: Sure, but i have a bunk bed and my little brother is there, and he thinks were making sandwiches, so say tomato for harder, and cheese for faster.
Girl: Alright lets go.
*later in house*
Girl: Tomato, cheese, TOMATO CHEEEESE!!!
Little Brother: stop making so many sandwiches ure getting mayo all over my bed:D
Not my joke btw i just love it

lol good one xd