[SmG Tentacle]

I had to check to see if this was a universal product and turns out it's not but it's sold throughout the U.S., Canada, and parts of Europe so that's good enough for me. All of you other foreigners just need to smuggle them into your country. 

But anyhow,,

I hate to be basic and boring but I could eat the brown sugar cinnamon poptarts for dayyysss