[SmG TragicRage]

He was haying hay and needed to build another shed for his horses. Not only was it hard and going to take a very long time, he wasn't inexperienced because he is a bad ass. He decided that steel beams was strong enough to hold all the floors together. Well some crop-duster guy was flying over his house and saw that (after 4 months) the farmer completed his shed. So Billy (the crop duster guy) was thinking hard on how he could destroy the farmers shed. So after a few years of brutal planning and stalking of the farmer, Billy was ready to destroy that shed! It was Thursday night, 1:07AM, the wind was calm, the trees just staying still exactly where' they grew from. Ninja shadows in the distance, Billy seen out of his left eye that he was being hunted. He done jumped to the corner of the farmers house, the farmer was gettin' choked by his wife that was a secret assassin that was sent to kill her husband byt he government. Billy done ran inside and kicked that bitch in the fucking face. She dropped like a motherfucker. The assassins seen their leader kicked in the face and freaked out. They soon ran after the farmer and Billy. Soon as their enemies approached the windows outside of the room, a bright light came out of the dark black sky. The ninjas started to get sucked into the bright light and then disappeared. The farmer looked up at the sky and saw a round flying object with colorful lights on the sides and windows at the top of the object or now known as, the alien ship. A door has opened and some creatures with a dark red color and long ears with sharp claws of fingers to have on their hands. The farmer got into a defensive stance but the aliens then said, "No no dude we come in peace." Farmer was in shock at what he is seeing before his eyes. Then out of nowhere the window was broken on the spaceship and popped out a little head of a pissed off ninja, "Fuck your shed!" Then a large laser fired at the shed and melted all the steel beams to nothing. The End.
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Moral of the story, alien lasers melt steel beams.
Hope you enjoyed the story!
Love, TragicRage