[Nerfworthy]

oof, is that really the best one you had? 

               /My doctor says that i miss vitamine U
          /do you have a name, or I can call you mine?
       /On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
     /Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  /They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

got sum more, if you need ~