[Sman545]

Urinating on the motherboard will cool it down and put a light film over the top resulting in an always dust free environment inside your computer. Maybe you could contemplate doing so?

Of course!! Why didn't i think of that! I also heard that if you ejaculate solids, and purple jizz on the battery you get extended life. Hooray now everyone get horny free battery botches.

You have purple jizz? :o :nutty: :shocked: o_O
are you alright bro?

*facepalm*