Lolz you gotta read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. FOR EXAMPLE, "John has 30 chocolate bars, he eats 23, what does he have now?" DIABETES?? MAYBE???!!!
WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL?
MUSIC: We have YouTube for that.
SPORT: I have a Wii.
LANGUAGES: I watch Dora.
ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway.
MATH: Thats why we have calculators.
GEOGRAPHY: Ill buy a globe.
DRAMA: that's why I watch eastenders!
HISTORY: Theyre all dead anyway.
The human brain is amazing....... It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams
*Texting dad*
You: Hey dad, can I get some money for some coke?
Dad: Sure... is $60 enough?
You: Dad. It's $1.25.
Dad: Wow, the price sure went down from when I was a kid...
...You: DAD! COCA-COLA?
Dad: Oh.....
Girl: Heyy:)
BOY:hey
GIRL: I like you:)
BOY: wow.
GIRL: What?? you don't like me????
BOY: no
GIRL: wow you are so nice :'(
BOY: why are you crying??
GIRL: You don't like me :'(
BOY: well you never asked if i love you:)
GIRL: well do you?!
BOY: Lol no.
Guy: Do you want a hug?
Girl: No.
Guy:Do you even know what I just said?
Girl: Yea
Guy: What did I say then?
Girl:Do you want a hug?
Guy: Well, if you insist
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted ...
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