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Last time on the never-ending game series...
Halo ended with Halo trying to kill everyone but da Madda Cheef got madzorz and killed him so Halo couldn't kill everyone and 343 Guilty Sparkler got all angry and stuff and cursed at da Madda Cheefz ship. Then in Halo 2 there was Halo's brother and there was a bad flood on Halo's brother and it killed a lot of peoples. And the flood got into the Covenants charity ball-ship-home-place and in Halo 3 it got crashed on Earthface Mc Pants. Then Earthface Mc Pants got flooded so da Madda Cheef and Arsbiter blew up the Covenants charity ball-ship-home-place and then they went to the re-born Halo guy, and blew him up again. Essept da Madda Cheef didn't get awayz and he floated in space and said "Cortana you're pretty and stuff, don't lock me in the freeza" But she was all "Nope! Chuck Testa." and locked him in the freeza.
We now return to the never-ending game series...

That's pretty much how the games go. With a lot more children speak.