[SmG st0rm]

I cant eat popcorn, the little thin brown pieces always get stuck in my gums and i have to use a knife to pry them out, popcorn tastes good but its not worth the struggle

i usually get nachos and airheads extremes belts with an icee

Dude you can use toothpick instead of knife.  

I like using knives for everything, theyre just so much more fun to use than everyday objects, also i dont mind scarring my hands or face, it just builds up my tolerance

Everyone runs faster with a knife

Yes they become Ninja with knife.