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REALLY REALLY RACIST! Open the spoiler if you think you have guts and im sorry im being racist!

Asians: How can these smart asses see with such narrow eyes!
Joke:
What does an asian family name their kid if he's retarded?
Sum Ting Wong.

How do asian people name their children?
They drop pots and pans down the stairs.


Latinos: Love to play cross country with them!
Joke:
What do you call a mexican that works?
A miracle.

What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower?
Promoted.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Black: One black guy missed the bus because the bus driver can't see him in the night.
Joke:
What is common between the human race and jelly beans?
Nobody likes the black ones.

What does NASA stand for?
Niggers Aren't Supposed to be Astronauts.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It's too dark to count.

White:
Joke:
Why do natives hate snow?
Because it's white and it takes over their land.

Why do monsters eat white people?
Because crackers taste good.

So sorry if this offends you guys! So sorry! But i have to put this out there! I"m sure im missing a race....