[Bender]

Oh, so you're not supposed to do that in front of girls... that could be the reason why they always avoid me...

Don't worry about "making a weird scream/noise in front of my crush" I'm sure every human being can understand that vocal cords are sometimes defective... just like feet, when someone falls off the pavement. Everytime this happens to me I look around like "yeah it's funny but it has happened to you 1000 times."

Most awkward moment of my life, I really don't know. I'm a fruit anyway, I never get embarassed.

Touche.