[Bender]

If seeds are the tree equivalent to a human's fertilized egg, then fruits are ovaries. Therefore, when you eat fruit, you eat ovaries.

Also, they say that when you're about to die, you relive your memories. What if you're reliving them right now?

What if our lifespans were simply a day or so old? That we don't sleep, but die and get slowly healed back into recovery and therefore "awake". Is that why we feel so drained when we don't get sleep? Because we're dying? Maybe that's why older people sleep more often, because they live shorter and recover more. Does that mean the dead are actually not dead, but recovering much longer?

What if reflections are windows to an exact opposite dimension? Where in that dimension they do exactly what our dimension does in a perfect opposite alignment? Does this mean they think we're the reflection? Or what if they just know how horrible it is there and they're stopping us from entering...

How do I know that you're all not figments of my subconscious developing imagination? In which case you would say something among the lines of "No, I am a completely independent entity.", in which case, did I just subconsciously tell myself that to persuade me into believing I'm not just some lonely amnesiac god; alone in the universe that I created?

"Do u even lift?"
Such a simple question, but, what does it really mean?
Convert the quote into numbers by replacing the letters to their corresponding number placement in the order of the alphabet, e.g, a=1 b=2
"4,15 21 5,22,5,14 12,9,6,20?"
Add them.
=133
Add mathematical functions.
1^3*3
Solve
=3
Therefore = Half Life 3 Confirmed.

TL;DR I'm bored and I don't want to do my English homework.
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