[Beasty]

The other night, wilst I was walking through the graveyard, your father jumped out at me and gave me £10. He said he wanted to have sex with a girl, and if I could set him up with anybody, he'd be grateful. I was more surprised because the fact that he's been dead for ten years, and yet he still expects to get lucky! What does he think he's doing? He's so weird. I'm going to chop him up and feed him to the cats.