[SmG Phoenix]

Aight guys here goes....

It's either being in the Jedi world or the Wizard world, and i like the sound of jedi world much better. I don't want to get eaten by some fukin giant spiders or a snake living under the fuking school itself eating people and seeing stupid owls hit windows every fucking day. And doing all the stuff tnak listed takes at least 30-50 years and considering your not preoccupied with other things in hogwarts....and it's pretty hard to bang in hogwarts due to the security system and stupid ass replacement directors. I probably can't even take a shit in private due to that perverted ugly ass ghost girl always hanging around in the bathroom. I rather learn how to be a bad ass jedi doing crazy flips, mind control, sense danger, force everything with just using my hands than relying on a twig and yelling out shit i can't even properly pronounce or read. The reaction time of pulling a twig and saying something is pretty slow, some nigga could just pull a gun and shoot me before i can bust out my twig and yell aslkdjlajdoiajdojsofjwewffosdjfoasjfl. Aight im saying too much so imma end it here.

Oh and if I have to pick being a jedi after the death of the emperor or be a wizard after the Harry Potter series...i'd still pick Jedi.

1. Most of the crazy is stuff is either in the enchanted forest or exterminated through Harry Potter himself. But if you were there during, after or before, it doesn't matter too much since you're a side character anyway.
2. You can always bang outside school?
3. Myrtle isn't a perv. But not too sure about that.
4. You have duelling classes for a reason? Also silent spells are a thing. So you can just Protego everything.
5. The only thing I can't decide on is how the force works in conjunction with magic. DeathBattle keeps referring to it as a more energy based system which frustrates me and I really disagree with it.