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So Lets Just Drop All Our Dark Humor Jokes Here ...(not sure if theres one already but....fk it)

1. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb
     

More than 408 because my basement is still dark

2. Whats the difference between a horse and my six year old nephew
     

I give my horses food after i ride them.

3.  A man came into the library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide

    The librarian said fk off u won't bring it back


4. So Steven Hawking Walks into a bar right...
   

LMFAO JK

5. What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?
   

You can't unload bowling balls with pitchfork.

6. What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?

   

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

7. Why is asprin white?
   

Because it works

8.My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sisters panties.
 It didn't help that they were still on her.
 Or that all of his family was there too.
 It really made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

9. I added Princess Di on Xbox live recently
   

Never plays any games, shes always on the dashboard

10. Who are the fastest readers?
    

9/11 jumpers: 87 stories in less than 2 minutes.

Most of these i've just heard through friends xD