[Fabiozo]

So funny story, funny for you, painful for me.
Today I got extremely bored and didn't know how to occupy myself so I brought a pack of false nails (pretty long tbh) and I was going to glue them to my toes to see what it looked like. I spent ages looking for nail glue but alas, I could only find gorilla glue. But c'est la vie so I tried to make it work, 3 nails done on my right foot and life was looking up however due to the excruciating heat I needed to get a drink but I forgot to put the lid on the glue, I accidentally squeezed it onto my foot and I have no idea how but magically my elbow got stuck to it and I looked like a sloth failing at yoga. I didn't realize until some time after when my foot and my elbow were suddenly conjoined and I couldn't move. Allow me to remind you this was gorilla glue so I couldn't free myself from my own clutches, time passed and I was growing more and more suicidal by the minute and I started shedding tears. I called my sister and she picked up rubbing alcohol and some painful scrubbing later I was free. But allow me to tell you all this was one of the scariest moments of my life as I thought I'd have to self-amputate myself or hop two miles to the nearest hospital.

MORAL OF THIS STORY: DON'T GLUE NAILS TO YOUR TOES WITH GORILLA GLUE.