[mycahxiii]

The burger man is encountered by one individual  every 20 years.

And this year it was me. At San Diego, California, at the In n Out and I just finished eating a burger and I went to the bathroom. And I took a shit, it was bad. ANyways. I came out of the the stall adn the burger man was right there. he grabbed me by the neck and yelled BURGERSSSSSS

I SAID WHAT MAN! CRYING

BURGRGAGAGAGA he said 
and he slammed me on the ground. today i have a cut on my cheek. it hurts. but he was there. I looked as i got up and he was gone. just as the legend goes.

If i dont come back in 9 months, that means....

hes got me 0_0 rip