[DimitriTheDeliveryMan]

Hello my friends, my name is [REDACTED].

Nice to meet everybody! 
I make blins among other foods. I will make a blin in your honor if you would like. (PM me what kind of blin) I will send a picture

I have lived here until I was five I came to the USA from Germany. My parents always spoke English so don't talk to me in German. 

I homebrew hard kvass (I think I may have invented hard kvass?? Let me know if there is already a hard version) because drinking age here is absurd. 

That's about it, thank for reading