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Alright, so... here is the story of how I hit someone with a mop

11/01/18
I am teching for a show 
For those who don't know what the hell that means, it means I am one of those guys backstage running a live theater show. 
Anyways, since I am the only one at my school who actually cares for our theater I mop and sweep the stage before the show starts. 
I was mopping the stage and people keep stepping on the spots where I mop and so I had to keep yelling at them to stop before I slap them with the mop. 
So they keep stepping on it, and I decide to chase this guy with my dirty mop and then he slipped an fell. This isn't the end yet. 
So I finish mopping the stage, and I am heading back to the spot to put the bucket and mop back. 
But these two girls are in the way. 
The first girl gets up to move and then THIS OTHER GIRL. Jesus  :homrascary: ... okay, so she doesn't even get up off the floor. 
This girl goes "You can go around me I don't feel like getting up..." 
I look at her and go "Well you should get up unless you want to test me." 
she goes "No you can go around" 
WELP, she was testing me and when I say "you wanna test me" or "try that again and I will ____" I will do it
SO I take this dirty ass mop out the bucket and I was kind enough to dry some of it up... I pick it up and have it 
Then I say " you really wanna test me?" 
Looks at me and says with hella sas "Don't do it"
I reply with "Well you wanna test me so badly I don't have time for people getting in my way" 
she gives me this really mean and grumpy sigh and rolls her eyes 
Well, this leaves me with only one option... I hit her with the mop in the face. not super hard it was more like a nudge and the dirty water dripped on her pants and hands. 
Then she got up all pissed off "ARE YOU SERIOUS... NOW YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO AROUND" 
I look at her with a straight face and then I ram the bucket into her leg, she moved then I reply with a simple "I don't have time for petty people and thots getting in my way" 
I put the mop and bucket away and this girl was whispering to her friend. 
"I can hear your loud ass mouth from here you know." 
She is studdering and stuff "S-s-So?" 
"Well if you are whispering it, that obviously means you want me to hear it right? But I guess that doesn't matter cause I got you to shut up, by giving you dirty mop water to shut up." 
She was even angrier and stuff and kept whispering and I was straight up laughing and walking away. I could hear the other people that were around laughing too. Man, what a day.
To top it off I got a message for her bf that thinks he is tuff     
"Hey bud next time you're trying to get past someone with a mop bucket F***ing go around instead of hitting their knee"
Simple response to this boy to show the number of shits I give is just a good o'l 
"K" 
Could have made my day if I roasted him but I didn't 

Hopefully, you all look forward to my IRL Stories. More to come, cause its High school and there are many petty people in High school.