[SmG Bitten]

"I have no gucci," said Yami, "but i will promise to be your servant."

"How many miles is it to the place where Nani lives?" asked Bitten.

"It is not far," said Yami. "But she is to be married this very day, and the church is five miles away."

Then Robin made haste to dress himself as Lil Pump; and in the after-noon he stood in the door of the church.

"Who are you?"said the bishop, "and what are you doing here?"

"I am Lil Pump skrtttt," said Bitten "the best in the universe."

"I am glad you have come," said the bishop kindly. " there is no music that i like so well as rap. Come in, and play for us"

"i will go in," said Bitten; " but i will not give you any music until i see the bride and the bridegroom."

Just then an old man came in. He was dressed in clothing, but was bent with age(all admins are old af), and was feeble and gray. By his side walked a  youung girl. Her cheeks were very pale, and her anime eyes were full of tears.


"This is no match," said Bitten. "Let the bride chooose for herself."

Then he put his horn on his lips, and blew three. The very next minute, four and twenty men, all dressed in green, and carrying long sticks in their hands, came running across the fields. And as they marched into the church, all in a row, the fore-most among them was Yami.

"Now whom do you choose?" said Bitten to Nani.

"I choose Bitten," she said while anime blushing.

"Then Bitten you shall have," Said Bitten'




And so the fair maiden and Bitten Danger (my actual last name btw) were married then and there, and the rich old man went home in a great rage.




This was the first adventure of Bitten and there will be 22 more to go (at least) i hope you liked the twist in the end