[SmG Alphii]

Blah blah blah last one was a meme. This time, im going full balls deep. 


Oi so, my name. Since the dawn of time in SmG i've been called ryan, why was i called ryan? I dont fucking know. Buuuut ryan aint my real name, my name is Jaden. I live in a Seattle neighborhood as most of the area around Seattle is just known as Seattle. Uh im a high school junior who's going to go to college for either biomedical engineering or becoming a cs major. Uhhhh im a 3 sport varsity athlete (something you fatass mfs cant relate to ), uh im black, uh i play video games, i am a console gamer cause i had 10 years of free gold but i am getting a computer, i cook Tuesdays and Thursdays, uh i am single due to the fact every girl near me is a hoe, uh idk man imma just copy Cell's shit real fast 

Favorite Food: I'll kill mfs for teriyaki 
Favorite Drink: Sprite because i had a huge mt dew addiction
Favorite Anime: Who do you think i am? Some pleb? Fam we about Neo Yokio in this bitch
Favorite Anime Girl: Touka Kirashima cause im not trying to catch a case
Favorite Color: lapiz lazuli(aquamarine)
Favorite Frog: ironically kermit
Favorite Song: Right now? Probably the void by Muse
Favorite Band: Linkin Park/Coldplay/Muse
Favorite Video Game: idk i play a shit ton
Favorite Video Game Character: What you know about Riku?
Favorite Anime Character: Juuzo Suzuya