[SmG Stinger]

A man ran into a bar what did he say?

Did he say Ouch?

Alright here's a few, thought i'd contribute
One man made it, and sold it, one man bought it but never used it, one man used it but didnt know he was using it.

What stays in the corner, but goes around the world?

What goes in the house, around the house, but never touches the house?

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

The answer will be announced after these news headlines :p .. or in a few days..