[Beasty]

donut, are you a strawberry frosted donut by any chance

[SmG Phoenix]

Nah, he's black. So he's a dark chocolate donut. :D

[Beasty]

Triple chocolate!? Yesssss

[Beasty]

Ewwww what the hell donuts are you eating? That sounds nasty.

[Beasty]

Ive never heard of jelly and caramel donuts....

I dunno what american version of china town your going to but they got all wrong

[Beasty]

That it has no chocolate. How are you suppossed to get fat like us if ya dont eat like us.

Your goin on a merican diet. Dunkin donuts for breakfast, two sandwiches and a half a bag of doritos for lunch, and McDonalds for supper. Make sure you include a can of budlight at every meal (yes even breakfast). After that, shave your head, grow a goatee, wear a tshirt, jean shorts, and a budwieser hat, carry an AR strapped to your back, and talk like an autisitic who has something stuck in the left side of your cheek. Congratulations, your now a stereotypical 'merican. For bonus points, try to learn to play either the fiddle or the banjo and humn decade old country songs when in public.

[Beasty]

Lol it was a joke....compared to everyone else we do eat alot though, but good metabolisms run in the blood >:D tbh everyon thinks like every other person is fat, not true...its more like a bit less than a quarter. Except for cali, what is it with those health nuts over there!? So un-american xD

Just so you know, im not fat. Its just that my philosophy is you cant laugh at others unless you can laugh at yourself. So I do. And now I can poke fun at everyone else >:D

[Beasty]

I did say "congrats, your now the stereotypical american"....