[SmG Pulse]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

:BaNaNa: :BaNaNa: :BaNaNa: :BaNaNa:
^Win.

[SmG Tello]

what's up with your raps?
i can't frickin tell
you sound like wall-e
having sex with a speak and spell

<3 to anyone who recognizes this xD

[SmG Conan]

what's up with your raps?
i can't frickin tell
you sound like wall-e
having sex with a speak and spell

<3 to anyone who recognizes this xD

Epic Rap battles of history?

[Beasty]

<3 to anyone who recognizes this xD

Like the entire internet? You slut :3

[SmG Tello]

Pretty much yes xD except for "raps"
I was going to post a longer one buuut i felt like nah

[Crazy]

SmG Lich King has my vote.

[Alloy]

Ok the gloves are off...

Stare long into the abyss
And you see the king
Hes raping like crazy
This is what he thinks

Alloy your raps are worse then s.h.i.t
Your inspiration comes from the rubbish bin
Manners need work
But lyrics are kay, next time dont say
Come back to the bin where you belong
and not from portland,oregon
Yes I said thats what I mean
Dont mess with the lich, you nerd king
ohhhhhh

Beasty my friend, get off your phone
Turn up the mic and dont you moan
Your lyrics are trash, so is your s.h.i.t
Wonder where the inspiration came from
Its piss
Everyone is wiping the floor with you
Shame to you and you reputation
Now I am onto you
Ohhh

Pulse come back where you belong
This forums for people like Sorrow
You imput is appreciated, but no vote
Humpty dumpty fell of the wall
And crashed in front of your lawn
Ohhhh

Sorrow my friend, this is how its done
Inspiration comes from people
Like you Sorrow-san

Beat that :)

@ Lich King

Your rap is way too easy to beat.
First off, you got no rhyme.
You can't even raise up the heat.
Nigga, your just a waste of my time.

My raps are worst then s.h.i.t?
If it is at least it is better than yours.
Cause mine can't take a hit.
Your rap is one hella of a bore.

Let me make this clear.
Because you don't bring any fear.
If you are near, imma take my shattered beer.
And chuck it up your rear, ya stinking little queer.

I got rhymes nigga, you got s***s.
You try to insult me? Prepare to get some hits.
My rap is mind blowing.
Your rap is crap throwing.
This Alloy got some flow.
Lich when are you going to grow?
You better grow up soon.
Cause im rapping you so hard, you'll be going to the moon.

How do you like that ring?
This is like playing cards.
All Hail Lich King.
The King of Retards.

I'm too hard for you.
Your one hellauva son of a b****.
Too bads it's true,
Now try to beat my rap Lich.

[Alloy]

What do you mean exactly?

[Alloy]

I totally won this round. xD

[Beasty]

As if you could win
When you get my permission?
Comin into this thread
And acting hard, your pretendin'

alloy acting tough
But your easily bent bitch
Shape you into a plate
And make a mean alloy sandwhich

I slather that shit mayo
While peasents rappin' and bicker
Wash the nasty ass taste with a
stolen bottle of clouds liquor

If your describing yourself?
I think you need to know fast
You must be fuckin brain dead-
The "terd" comes AFTER "bas"

Dont act quizical to the nature
Of my sick flow, im still spittin
And still to the kings throne
Im metaphorically sittin'