[Beasty]

Its my time of the month again, I need something to quench my undying thirst for more useless shit. So....




SUPER SEXY SIG CONTEST!




Ever felt like throwing your photoshop skills out the fucking window? Perfect, this is the job for you! I need some new shit; and thats what I expect- shit. Sigs are to be based on their shittyness and lulz levels by yours truly.

Regulamations-

- Must use MSpaint. Everyone knows the best shit is made with paint.
- Must be 600x400 :3




WinRAR gets $50*!!!!!!!




Em kay get to making something super sexy :3






*No purchase necessary to win, invalid where prohibited by law. Open to legal reaidents of the moon ages 100+. MSpaint is a registered trademark of UzZy's Not 1337 Sigs, Inc. Cash prize only while supplies last. Don't get your hopes up, there are no supplies. I eat ramen noodles out of a cup for dinner every night, you think im gonna pay $50 for a sig? I'll make a deal with you, since your not brain dead and noticed the astrik. If you win, I'll change my name to whatever you want for a week after my two weeks as mcpet are up. Sound good? Great. By the way, while your here, how many people do you think can't read a disclaimer? Guess we'll find out soon enough. Okay, you can fucking go now. Theres no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow; what do you expect, nigs are always after me lucky charms, honestly.

[Heat]

My sig. NOW GIVE ME DA FUKIN MONEY!

[SmG Phoenix]

^What in Merlin's baggy Y-fronts is that??

[Beasty]

^exactly what an entry should be.

[Krux]

Well this is going somewhere...

[Omega]

I love the little disclaimer at the bottom :lol:

[Heat]

Hey! Wheres my fukin money!!!! I need my beer D:<

[Beasty]

You dont win yet, there needs to be more contestants.

PS. Learn to read the fine print....

[Omega]

*No purchase necessary to win, invalid where prohibited by law. Open to legal reaidents of the moon ages 100+. MSpaint is a registered trademark of UzZy's Not 1337 Sigs, Inc. Cash prize only while supplies last. Don't get your hopes up, there are no supplies. I eat ramen noodles out of a cup for dinner every night, you think im gonna pay $50 for a sig? I'll make a deal with you, since your not brain dead and noticed the astrik. If you win, I'll change my name to whatever you want for a week after my two weeks as mcpet are up. Sound good? Great. By the way, while your here, how many people do you think can't read a disclaimer? Guess we'll find out soon enough. Okay, you can fucking go now. Theres no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow; what do you expect, nigs are always after me lucky charms, honestly.

:D Change your name to omegazpetz

[Beasty]

^why dont you try making an entry first numbnutz.