[SmG Conan]

There once was an evil wizard named Trinity, who deleted the post count of a certain ugly horse looking monster called Beasty. Little did he know, Beasty was actually a mecha robot from Uranus who had come to harvest human farts as a clean alternative fuel. But after losing his consciousness he found himself as a cat in front of a cruel master named Mclaren

Unwilling to allow such blasphemy to continue, he quickly shoop da wooped McLaren into oblivion and set out on his epic quest.Later then he realised that he was unconscious after trinity, the wizard, deleted his post count, and that everything that happen after that was merely a dream. He felt on a deep depression.And when he woke up the nextday,he was baffled by what had happend to him.

He realized soon after awakening in a strange place that his Spammer Powers had been restored. In fact, they had been enhanced. Looking toward a shadowy figure in the left corner of the room, he soon realized the person who nursed him to health after he collapsed from PMS was the demon hunter, Nero!

"I may have restored and enhaced your powers but there is a condition", Nero said. Beasty, curious about what was this condition asked about it. He soon regretted that little action. Nero told him that the powers and enhancements were temporal, were only meant to him to remember the good times and have memories about them, since he was going to lose them after 2 weeks and not only the power but the ability to post. He was going to be just a...... reader *INSERT SHOCKING SOUND HERE*.

[Beasty]

There once was an evil wizard named Trinity, who deleted the post count of a certain ugly horse looking monster called Beasty. Little did he know, Beasty was actually a mecha robot from Uranus who had come to harvest human farts as a clean alternative fuel. But after losing his consciousness he found himself as a cat in front of a cruel master named Mclaren

Unwilling to allow such blasphemy to continue, he quickly shoop da wooped McLaren into oblivion and set out on his epic quest.Later then he realised that he was unconscious after trinity, the wizard, deleted his post count, and that everything that happen after that was merely a dream. He felt on a deep depression.And when he woke up the nextday,he was baffled by what had happend to him.

He realized soon after awakening in a strange place that his Spammer Powers had been restored. In fact, they had been enhanced. Looking toward a shadowy figure in the left corner of the room, he soon realized the person who nursed him to health after he collapsed from PMS was the demon hunter, Nero!

"I may have restored and enhaced your powers but there is a condition", Nero said. Beasty, curious about what was this condition asked about it. He soon regretted that little action. Nero told him that the powers and enhancements were temporal, were only meant to him to remember the good times and have memories about them, since he was going to lose them after 2 weeks and not only the power but the ability to post. He was going to be just a...... reader *INSERT SHOCKING SOUND HERE*.

"No!" Beasty refused. "I refuse to be Guested!"

"Then you must do one thing to remain the spam master..." Nero said in an omnious tone. "You must become...a brony."

"Fuck it, just guest me." Beast snapped. "Still, I should enjoy this while it lasts."

[SmG Pulse]

But, but Nero was Lesbian ¬¬

[SmG FlasH™]

There once was an evil wizard named Trinity, who deleted the post count of a certain ugly horse looking monster called Beasty. Little did he know, Beasty was actually a mecha robot from Uranus who had come to harvest human farts as a clean alternative fuel. But after losing his consciousness he found himself as a cat in front of a cruel master named Mclaren

Unwilling to allow such blasphemy to continue, he quickly shoop da wooped McLaren into oblivion and set out on his epic quest.Later then he realised that he was unconscious after trinity, the wizard, deleted his post count, and that everything that happen after that was merely a dream. He felt on a deep depression.And when he woke up the nextday,he was baffled by what had happend to him.

He realized soon after awakening in a strange place that his Spammer Powers had been restored. In fact, they had been enhanced. Looking toward a shadowy figure in the left corner of the room, he soon realized the person who nursed him to health after he collapsed from PMS was the demon hunter, Nero!

"I may have restored and enhaced your powers but there is a condition", Nero said. Beasty, curious about what was this condition asked about it. He soon regretted that little action. Nero told him that the powers and enhancements were temporal, were only meant to him to remember the good times and have memories about them, since he was going to lose them after 2 weeks and not only the power but the ability to post. He was going to be just a...... reader *INSERT SHOCKING SOUND HERE*.

"No!" Beasty refused. "I refuse to be Guested!"

"Then you must do one thing to remain the spam master..." Nero said in an omnious tone. "You must become...a brony."

"**** it, just guest me." Beast snapped. "Still, I should enjoy this while it lasts."

Well anything that suits u, said Nero

I dont have much time as u can already see my status is Busy.

So Beasty now alone in the darkness was confronted by a shadowy figure.. But then when he looked at it with wide eyes..He couldnt believe his eyes.it was the horrible creature with Two Huge Wings and the creature was known by the name Phoenix the man-eater.

And So the chapter 2 begins

[Beasty]

Chapter Two: To The Outside World. (If you get the reference I love you so much)

Confronted by the large beast, Phoenix the man slayer, Beasty was left with two options. Try and Reason with the monster, or make a run for it.

[SmG Conan]

Chapter Two: To The Outside World. (If you get the reference I love you so much)

Confronted by the large beast, Phoenix the man slayer, Beasty was left with two options. Try and Reason with the monster, or make a run for it. He decided to do both. he ran as fast as he was able to meanwhile trying to reason with phoenix, but, due to his bad luck he tripped and suffered a heavy hit on his back. "I cannot feel my legs" he said.

[Beasty]

Chapter Two: To The Outside World. (If you get the reference I love you so much)

Confronted by the large beast, Phoenix the man slayer, Beasty was left with two options. Try and Reason with the monster, or make a run for it. He decided to do both. he ran as fast as he was able to meanwhile trying to reason with phoenix, but, due to his bad luck he tripped and suffered a heavy hit on his back. "I cannot feel my legs" he said.

Realizing he had now became a paraplegic mecha, he decided to take drastic measures and using parts of his spam powers, created tentical like appendages protruding from his back which he used to walk on; similar to Doc Oc from spider man.

[SmG Conan]

Chapter Two: To The Outside World. (If you get the reference I love you so much)

Confronted by the large beast, Phoenix the man slayer, Beasty was left with two options. Try and Reason with the monster, or make a run for it. He decided to do both. he ran as fast as he was able to meanwhile trying to reason with phoenix, but, due to his bad luck he tripped and suffered a heavy hit on his back. "I cannot feel my legs" he said.

Realizing he had now became a paraplegic mecha, he decided to take drastic measures and using parts of his spam powers, created tentical like appendages protruding from his back which he used to walk on; similar to Doc Oc from spider man.

Suddenly, the story stopped, and the writers were sued because of copyright infrigement.

[Beasty]

Chapter Two: To The Outside World. (If you get the reference I love you so much)

Confronted by the large beast, Phoenix the man slayer, Beasty was left with two options. Try and Reason with the monster, or make a run for it. He decided to do both. he ran as fast as he was able to meanwhile trying to reason with phoenix, but, due to his bad luck he tripped and suffered a heavy hit on his back. "I cannot feel my legs" he said.

Realizing he had now became a paraplegic mecha, he decided to take drastic measures and using parts of his spam powers, created tentical like appendages protruding from his back which he used to walk on; similar to Doc Oc from spider man.

Suddenly, the story stopped, and the writers were sued because of copyright infrigement.

However, they made an out-of-court settlement where another main protagonist, Rebel, is introduced from a falling space ship. Rebel, now heavly involved in the story after 3 seconds, proclaimed he was a mercanary for an alien organization called The Justice Leauge, and that he was here to aid Beasty in his quest to stop the evil and elusive Nukem the White, the true identity of the wizard trinity.

[Krux]

Chapter 3 starts: Next morning

Went online to find the thread an never ending expanse of green and orange.... XD