[Bender]

If seeds are the tree equivalent to a human's fertilized egg, then fruits are ovaries. Therefore, when you eat fruit, you eat ovaries.

Also, they say that when you're about to die, you relive your memories. What if you're reliving them right now?

What if our lifespans were simply a day or so old? That we don't sleep, but die and get slowly healed back into recovery and therefore "awake". Is that why we feel so drained when we don't get sleep? Because we're dying? Maybe that's why older people sleep more often, because they live shorter and recover more. Does that mean the dead are actually not dead, but recovering much longer?

What if reflections are windows to an exact opposite dimension? Where in that dimension they do exactly what our dimension does in a perfect opposite alignment? Does this mean they think we're the reflection? Or what if they just know how horrible it is there and they're stopping us from entering...

How do I know that you're all not figments of my subconscious developing imagination? In which case you would say something among the lines of "No, I am a completely independent entity.", in which case, did I just subconsciously tell myself that to persuade me into believing I'm not just some lonely amnesiac god; alone in the universe that I created?

"Do u even lift?"
Such a simple question, but, what does it really mean?
Convert the quote into numbers by replacing the letters to their corresponding number placement in the order of the alphabet, e.g, a=1 b=2
"4,15 21 5,22,5,14 12,9,6,20?"
Add them.
=133
Add mathematical functions.
1^3*3
Solve
=3
Therefore = Half Life 3 Confirmed.

TL;DR I'm bored and I don't want to do my English homework.
:|

[Sman545]

Damn it Bender, do your homework.

[Bender]

[Dominic]

I didnt really get what u meant do understood that ur out of mood xD

[SmG Storm]

BENDER i didn't read what you typed cause it was boring butt...
BENDERRR!

[Sman545]

Haha you said butt

[Bender]

BENDER i didn't read what you typed cause it was boring butt...
BENDERRR!

STROM
Half Life 3 Confirmed. DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?
STROOOMM.

<3

[Sman545]

Half-Life 16 confirmed.

[SmG Pulse]

Bender!
Your posts are still boring! XDXD jks

[Donut]

He's Right!!!

So I've been doing some digging through the internet and I think I've finally come across evidence of Half-Life 3 actually being confirmed! So here's my logic..

So we know there has been HL1, Hl2, and HL2: Episode 1 & 2, HL: Blue Shift, and HL: Opposing Force = 6 installments into the series.

Then we want to take a look at Steam's workshop of Valve titles which consist of Source Filmmaker, Left 4 Dead 2, Gary's Mod, Team Fortress 2, Dota 2, CS: GO, and Portal 2 = 7.

From here we want to take a look at Gabe Newell who is currently 53 years old. We then want to add all Hal-Life titles with Steam Workshop Valve titles which = 13. Now we subtract the two so, 53 - 13 = 40.

Now we're going to look at Valve itself and when it was established which would be 1996. This, making Valve 17 years old.

What we want to do now is add Valve's age to our total number so far, 40 + 17 = 57.

We now take a look back at the rumored Half-Life (3). From here we take our total number and divide it by 3, 57 divided by 3 = 19.

Now we take a look at former co-founder of Valve, Mike Harrington. Examining his past jobs, he had worked at Valve, Picnik, Google, and his own company Massena = 4. We then subtract our total number from this, 19 - 4 = 15.

Finally, we add Half-Life's latest full fledged installment, Half-Life 2, and the rumored installment, Half-Life 3 = 5. We then divide this by our total number, 15 divided by 5 = 3.

Half-Life 3 Confirmed.

Brace yourselves.

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