[Beasty]

ITT: Join Team Milky Wanks (unless you aren't a faggot; in which case, you lie, because you are on this site.)

To join Team Milky Wanks, you must meet at least 69 (GET) of the following requirments;

>be an oldfag
>be a *****
>be a faggot
>Be a dumbass
>Be aspergers (lel, we know you are)
>get skype
>stop using xfire, this isn't 2010
>masturbate to the beat (fap hero is the shit, google it)
>praise the lord Raptor Jesus
>be a canuck, americunt or aussiefart (sorry indiafags, get rid of your calling centers then we can talk)
>Weeaboo
>Furfag
>spammer
>spammer
>spammer


Current Member Count (>implying we have any members):

Kartik (Drilla)
Chris (Me you dumb newfag)
Jeff (Rebel a.k.a. my waifu)
Travis (Spec)
Jorge (Psych; sold his soul in exchange for furry porn.)
The Nazi (Uzzman)
FapMasterFlex (Conana Banana)




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F.A.Q. (for dummies)

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Q. Is this a clan?

A. No it isn't, because nobody here plays shit anyways.



Q. Is there a leader?

A. Fuck up with your hierarchical bullshit. This is for anarcho-autists only.



Q. What the fuck is Team Milky Wanks?

A. A bunch of shitposting faggots that hang out on skype and just invade other clans and sites and shit, ruing the day for everyone. Mostly made of people who shit their pantsu~ and left when the multiclanning thing happened.



Q. I don't meet the requirements, but I still want to join. I want to hang with the autistic oldfags and look uber kewl but I'm not kawaii enough to meet your standards, Onii-chan. Can I still join, desu~?

A. Kill yourself. And yes. Yes you can.



Q. Why would I want to join you faggots?

A. Protip, you don't.



If you have any further questions, feel free to PM Cloud.

He won't get back to you.

[SmG PDrilla]

GO GO TEAM MILK WANKS!!!!!

[Rebel]

Q- What if I don't want to join?

A- Well that is fine, we probably don't want you either. Although you may be forced into this sh1t....
example- uzzy, conan, and that other faggot dummy sex that I forgot his name.... oh yea... PSYCH.

[Beasty]

Our wanks are wanks that will milk the heavens.

[Sman545]

What to heck

[Beasty]

What to heck

Don't question it Sman. Just add us on skype and let the faggotry commence.

[Ray88]

do you even know what the chinese characters you used means?

[Beasty]

do you even know what the chinese characters you used means?

>Implying I haven't seen Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

[Vergo]

I want to join *.*

[Beasty]

Add me on skype then.